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As it's the season of fun and stupid jokes, here's some pictures I was sent today

Dec. 21, 2009 (20:39) | Comments (1)


IQ test
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An Irishman went for an I Q test and was asked to put the word CONTAGEOUS into a sentence. He wrote "I asked my mate to dig a hole and it took the contageous.

Jul. 30, 2009 (09:08) | Comments (1)


Credit Crunch Humour
Tags: joke, fun, jokes

Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning?  Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon

What's the capital of Iceland?  About £3.50

What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?  A large pizza can still feed a **** of four.

With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?  Start off with...

May. 06, 2009 (10:12) | Comments (3)


joke
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,...

Apr. 14, 2009 (14:46) | Comments (7)


A Very Easy Mistake To make..... lol

Making a baby.  A Common Mistake!!

The Smiths were unable to conceive **** and decided to use a surrogate **** to start their ****.

On the...

Nov. 09, 2008 (15:22) | Comments (0)


psychology....
Tags: joke, woman, man
What a woman says...

This place is a mess! C'mon!You and I need to clean up!Your stuff is lying on the floor andYou'll have no clothes to wear if wedon't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blahblah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blahblah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

Oct. 28, 2008 (16:04) | Comments (2)


i just love this joke :)
Tags: joke, woman, man
Woman: Would you get married again?Man: Definitely not!Woman: Why not -- don't you like being married?Man: Of course I do.Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?Man: Okay, I'd get married again.Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)Man: (audible groan)Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?Man: Where else would we sleep?Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?Man: That would...

Oct. 25, 2008 (11:22) | Comments (4)


bra size
Tags: joke, bra, ****
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, ****, F, ****, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost ****...{B} Barely there.{C} Can't Complain!{D} Dang!{DD}Double dang!{****} Enormous!{F} Fake.{****} Get a Reduction.{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

Oct. 24, 2008 (15:33) | Comments (2)


5 Things Women Will Never Understand
Tags: joke, fun, women
Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our hands the minute they leave the room or that we use their nail clippers to trim our nose hair. Better for them, better for us. Still, it's annoying that women spend more time and money trying to understand the minds of cats than they do wondering about what makes men tick. Which is why they'll never understand...

Sep. 29, 2008 (13:00) | Comments (0)


lol
Tags: joke, lol, smile
When a woman wears a leather dress A man's heart beats quicker, He goes weak in the knees, And he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why?Because she smells like a new truck.

Sep. 25, 2008 (15:05) | Comments (0)



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